peevee

Hello and early season’s greetings, dear creator!

I’m peevee on AO3 and iampeevee on tumblr. It’s been *checks watch* 6 years since I’ve signed up to an exchange, so I’m equally excited and nervous to be here! Please take as much or as little inspiration from these prompts as you choose - I’d much rather you went where the muse took you than trying to adhere too much to any of these prompts.

I've also signed up for the following minichallenges: Yuleporn, Femslash Festivus, and Chromatic Yuletide. If you've followed the link through from there: welcome! I hope you find something you like here <3

Fandoms

Cargill - King Creosote (Song) | Taskmaster RPF | Hustlers | What We Do In The Shadows

General Likes

• Humour. I love black comedy, farce, silliness. Any sorts of humour and ridiculousness will delight me.

• Gen & Shipfic. I love both, and would be delighted to receive either shippy or gen fic for all my requested fandoms!

• Getting together/first time fic. I would read this trope forever and ever. Any variations on characters getting together, be it mutual pining, sex-before-feelings, or a dramatic event/situation forcing the characters to finally admit their feelings for each other.

• Canadian Shack/stuck alone together. Another trope that I really enjoy. How do the characters react when they’re forced into a situation where they can’t escape each other?

• Bittersweet Romance. I love romance with a bitter edge to it. Fic where the characters are pining for each other, or can’t be together, or there are some other factors that give the fic a good dash of angst.

• Time travel or time loops. Any fics where characters meet their younger or older selves or interact with the other characters out of time.

• AUs. I enjoy AUs and would love to read about the characters… in SPACE! Or in the post apocalypse! In the Regency/Victorian era/Age of Sail! Or in [insert your area of specific knowledge]!

• Slow-Burn. If you choose to go in a shippy direction, I looove the slow development of a relationship, with heaps of barely restrained UST.

• Epistolary/Texting/Letter Writing. I love the snippets of detail you get with a fic written just in texts or letters!

Smutty Likes

• D/s dynamics. I love so many things under the umbrella of D/s: spanking, bondage, painplay, sadism & masochism, humiliation (mostly when the person being humiliated is into it), dirty talk, power imbalances, praise kink. In general I prefer less of a formalised dynamic, and I love characters making bad decisions, risky kink and unsafe sex.

• Desperation. Characters who are so desperate for each other that they can barely get their clothes off and end up dry humping on the floor or fucking fully clothed somewhere risky. Coming too quickly or multiple times because they’re so overwhelmed.

• Dubious consent. I like many flavours of dubcon! Sex pollen/fuck-or-die is good, as is uneven power dynamics making consent impossible, manipulation or coersion, and plying with alcohol or drugs. Basically, as long as it’s made clear that the character isn’t completely unwilling then I’m down.

• Voyeurism/Exhibitionism. Either consensual or non consensual voyeurism is lovely - characters being watched, characters creepily watching others. It could go in a more angsty direction, with one half of a ship watching the other half fuck someone else? Or it could be delightful sexy fun! For exhibitionism, I especially like when it’s surreptitious, and the characters are getting off on trying to be discreet in public, knowing that someone could easily discover them.

• Specific sex acts I enjoy reading about: Enthusiastic oral sex (including rimming), frottage, fingering (especially as a focus outside of penetrative sex), nipple play, double penetration, wet & messy/comeplay.

• Sexting/Phone sex. Ah, the tension! The restraint! I love sexting especially because of the limitations, and the way it forces characters to say filthy things that might be out of their comfort zone.

DNWs

• Pregnancy. Including Mpreg.

• Kidfic. Mentions of canonical children are fine, but would prefer little to no focus on them in the fic

• Hard noncon. Dubcon is fine (more details in my smutty likes) but I would prefer no noncon/aftermath of noncon where the victim is completely unwilling.

• Bodily Fluids (not including come or blood). Emeto/Scat/Piss/Spit.

• Completely hopeless/dark endings. Ambiguous endings are fine, just give me something to hope for!

• The spelling ‘cum/cumming’.

Fandom-specific DNWs

• Taskmaster: Please don’t include wives/partners in the fic. Brief mention in passing is fine.

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Cargill - King Creosote (Song)

What is it, and where can you find it: It’s a beautiful little folk song about a person waiting for their love to return safely on the fishing boats. It’s on Spotify or youtube here.

Characters: Cargill, Singer

Ever since I heard this song, I became a bit obsessed with the story behind it. The fact that it’s sung by a man and a woman in a duet really opens up the interpretation of who the singer could be, and I would absolutely love to read your interpretation of it. Who is the singer, and what’s their story? Are they a man? A woman? Neither? A mythical sea creature?

Prompts:

• The singer is a Selkie, who is in love with Cargill and has decided to give up their skin and their freedom in order to be with him. This could be lovely and bittersweet!

• The line ‘strong of shoulder, weak at the knee’ is ambiguous, to me, as to whether it’s referring to Cargill or to the singer. If it refers to the singer, I can see it as a strong young man who has perhaps been injured (in the war?) and can’t go out to fish with the boats, so he waits in secret for his love to return. Does Cargill return his feelings, or is he pining in secret?

• The singer as a woman sitting with her sisters and mending the nets, waiting for a storm to pass and the boats to return safely. This is the most straightforward interpretation of the song and I still love it - the fear of losing your love, the euphoria of seeing them return safely.

Taskmaster RPF

What is it, and where can you find it: It’s a comedy panel show, hosted by Greg Davies and written by Alex Horne. Greg, as the Taskmaster, sets tasks for the unwitting contestants, and Alex is his deliciously submissive assistant. There is a delightful primer here which explains many of the reasons that I love them.

You can watch it on All4 in the UK.

Characters: Greg Davies, Alex Horne

What to say about these absolutely ridiculous human beings? I would love anything, and I mean anything, exploring the dynamic between the two of them. Feel free to include any of the contestants in any way you might enjoy (I may specifically be thinking of Greg collaring James Acaster like a naughty kitten, and the Alex/Joe Lycett finger-stroking).

Prompts:

• Go wild on the AUs with this one! Regency era fic with Greg as a stern, mercurial Lord and Alex his devoted valet would be absolutely delicious, but their dynamic could slide into so many fun settings, and I’d love to see where you went with it.

• Alex manipulating Greg into humiliating him in more and more elaborate ways. Perhaps Greg is unsure at first, but gives in when he sees how much Alex wants it.

• If you do decide to go smutty with this, I’d love to see Alex getting ruthlessly spanked over Greg’s knee (and loving it).

• Daddy kink would be very, very nice indeed. (It’s already canon!)

• Petplay, with Greg stroking/playing with his sweet little pet. Alex would look very cute with fluffy animal ears.

• Alex just being absolutely willing to do anything at all to please Greg, no matter how ridiculous, and… oh wait, that’s already the show. More, more!
  
  

Hustlers

What is it, and where can you find it: It’s a brilliant, funny and poignant film about a group of strippers who start to drug and rob their punters in order to make more and more money. You can stream it on Amazon Prime in the UK.

Characters: Ramona, Destiny

I am so, so weak for the found family elements of this film. Anything you could write about the dynamic between Destiny and Ramona, whether you choose to go shippy or gen, would be amazing. I just love their intense, complex relationship and I would love more of it!

Prompts

• Ramona keeping that photograph of Destiny makes me want to squeal with joy. I’d love to see something with Ramona reflecting on her relationship with Destiny while looking at the photograph/dreaming of her. Perhaps set while she’s still in prison?

• Post-film fic with the two of them reunited. I loved the hints in canon that they’ll get back in contact, and I’d love to see what their reconciliation would look like.

• If you choose to go shippy/smutty, I would love Ramona taking control and treating Destiny like a princess. Maybe Destiny doesn’t have much or any experience with women, and Ramona shows her the ropes.

• Post-film, they start texting each other before they meet up. It starts to get flirty, then leads to phone sex/meeting up and desperate fucking.

• Any and all meet-cute/AU settings would be delightful! Perhaps Ramona is a suit/CEO and Destiny dances for her. Sugar Baby fic would be delicious for this AU!
  
  

What We Do In The Shadows

What is it, and where can you find it: It’s a comedy TV series about a group of ridiculous vampires living together in Staten Island with their devoted familiar. You can watch it on the BBC iPlayer in the UK.

Characters: Nandor, Guillermo

I absolutely love these idiots. The more ridiculous and stupid they get, the more I love them, and I would be so delighted to receive fic for them! I would be thrilled with fic just focussed on Nandor and Guillermo, but I would also be happy if you wanted to include any of the other characters. I especially like Colin Robinson! I love silliness, farce and ridiculousness for this fandom, so feel free to go as cracky as you like.

Prompts:

• Post Season 2, now that Guillermo has revealed his true nature, things have changed. I’d love to see fic where the vampires are all absolutely terrified by him, and he has to convince them that he won’t harm them. I’d especially love to see the power dynamic between Guillermo and Nandor reversed, and how Nandor reacts to being vulnerable to him.

• Perhaps after his slayer heritage has been revealed, Nandor finally offers to change him as a last ditch attempt to keep Guillermo by his side. Does Guillermo accept, this time? Perhaps the slayer blood flowing through his veins means that the change doesn’t work on him! Or in the opposite direction, maybe he’ll become a super vampire!

• I am very, very down for eroticised blood drinking.

• Near the end of Season 2, Guillermo agreed to sell Nandor’s semen to the Witch Coven. I would like to see the semen-milking pls.